Squirrel RIP

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Number 2

Puncture Diary, Day 1.

I used to get super worked up about punctures.
But I'm not going to anymore, I'm planning on embracing that rapid release of fetid, rubbery, fish air as a wonderous climax of pent up tension.

With that said, I ripped the valve off my rear wheel last night.

Chalk up one "Valve Rip Pfffhhhhhtsssssssssssshhhhhhh".

Bens Bike...

Check it.

We are still alive.

This is the first new post in months... It's really crap to be honest.

Staff got back from EEEEgypt without getting dead.

I have seen her...

Oh yes, for i have seen her...

Back to reality...

So, my weeks holiday is over, I'm back in the real world.

No more waking up at 2pm for me...

On a plus side, this little gem was in my inbox this morning... all the caption said was... "WORD".

Corby...

is a bumhole...

Staff Rowe Siznycle chek

Brace yourself, this is the longest post Tribute has ever seen, and it came from Staff, interaction is the key.

Well its basically a 2006 hoffman disruptor complete with less brakes and more attitude..
I'm ridein it pretty much straight out the box, apart from changed the back tyre for an odyssey and been through a couple of sets of grips.. oh and a limited edition Alans 25th Anniversary chainring, wasn't keen on the ltd colour, so it got hit up with the paint before it even found its way onto the bike..

It's gettin a bit tired now, could do with some new bars, a new seat, a few spokes, more paint and someone that knows how to ride it..

Brakes....take your pick, nikes always work well..

special modifications are down to a bare minimum, cut the bars down as much as Jeremiah Laceups (J Lacey) would allow me too, bodge job hacked off the brake mounts on the forks and i think i've spat on it a few times..

anyone that knows me will also know that i'm not big on bike maintenance, i might stretch to fixing a puncture if i cant find anyone else to do it for me!!

Paulie Update...

Hey, Paulie dropped me a line to let us know how he's getting on...

"Word, Me and Nige B have been rolling deep, work on our fresh joint has come to a stand still, the record label landed $12,000 on us to cover our expenses for recording, so we been getting fresh new shit... Check out this PIMP ASS oil painting of me and Nige with the kids, and watch this gold on my collar! FRESH!

We razzed the rest on some fine ass hoes and a lino for a week... we gonna drop a hustle to get $$$'s for recording, so this record is gonna be from the street!"

So Paulie has been pissing a record company's cash up the wall. What a rockstar.